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modern drunkard
Posted by dav at 2003 February 3 09:57 PM
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Modern Drunkard 86 Rules of Boozing
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.
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My favorites are 6 and 55. I'll have to find out how to do 27, the rose out of a bar napkin - I've never heard of that before!
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