What would Jesus do?
Saturday night was the Mad Santa Chinatown Crawl, a.k.a. Santarchy, Santa Rampage, or SantaCon. 100+ drunken revelers (is that redundant? someone look it up) stormed through Chinatown and North Beach traumatizing children and yuppies. Yours truly got tankered early on yet somehow managed to avoid arrest (but not the never-gonna-drink-again defcon-5 hangover).
An epic night of bacchanalian twisted xmas cheer. Plenty of photographic evidence exists, but will be witheld until it is leaked to the tabloids.
At one point somewhere in north beach I had sat down at some table of yuppies and ended up taking their photo. One of them gave me an email address so I could send him the photo. When I emailed him he responded and asked if I recognized some of the people in the photo. I didn't but long story short, it turned out to be three of the people from the Survivor TV show that was so popular this summer. They're really short in person.
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